tyndalecode:

Mini Jensen Part I

I just lost control of my facilities.

(via tennyboo)

(via takeafuckingsh0wer)

lanuminga:

communismkillsitonthedancefloor:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via rayflakes)

(Source: giant-midget, via tennyboo)

flying-blades:

fuck yo breakfast

(Source: clownpicture, via born-again-sinner)

bakasara:

eat-those-words:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

devinchee:

winterholidayurl:

dizzymayfae:

this is the gayest poster i’ve ever seen.

I thought that was Captain Jack on the left for a second

that would explain this whole ad

Are we just going to overlook the fact that they’re on the “S. S. Leviathan”?

(I’m not sure where I’m going with that, but there it is)

On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick 

On the S. S. Leviathan, everyone’s strictly into Dick

this one deserves an award

(Source: , via scream-works)

infagranti:

How to get a date, with Beast Boy

1. Get totally buff and appeal to his/her need for protection.

2. Try foreign languages and flowers.

3. Invite him/her on a ride with your moped.

4. Be a dog. (highly recommended!!)

5. Kneel down and tear up in the rain. (that’s sad, and creepy)

(via thefourofcups-deactivated201304)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via comebackles)

mike-dirnt:

so whilst I was using my school science text book to revise for the exam I found Mike Dirnt…

(via aftertheambulancesgo)

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

i have been laughing at this picture for days

just

JESUS MATT COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE OBVIOUS

matt literally has no shame

he wants the cumberbooty

(Source: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong.tumblr.com , via comebackles)

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

(Source: trillow, via obludarko)

timelordenglish:

so we were playing cards against humanity and it resulted in a biographical haiku about loki

(via scream-works)

panicoutatfalltheboydisco:

glam-hutchence:

frankinafishtank:

lastride:

partytilthegasmancomes:

darkisthesky:

themoonisdead:

themusicfiend:

-citizencyanide:

strychninetwitch:

sarah-nade:

matthewscheekboneswideopan:

what i do when im not on tumblr 

omg

NUHNUHNUHN I  AM CRYING

 as children raise their FLOTHY palms

FLOTHY

I WAS SCREAMING.

 seriously think i just cried a little

WHEN IT SAYS NA NA NA

OMG

there are tears

 WANNA TRY

ROFL

I AM CRYING.

 SCREAMING.

WANNA TRYYY. ~

ALL THE AIR IS GONE.

 EPIC FTW.

THIS IS WHAT I WAS ON ABOUT. LISTEN JFC.

(via comebackles)

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

Jack Harkness, Irene Adler, Dean Winchester, and Tony Stark walk into a bar

the ending of this joke has been censored by the Universe itself

(Source: sam-of-course-is-an-abomination, via metalendlessdark)

1chainz:

lets-have-a-kissingfight:

1chainz:

60s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

It may be a little weird, but the only music I listen to pretty much is 60’s music and I’m only 16.. LOL

LOL! ThatS SO WEIRD OMGGGGGGG 0.o

(Source: mrs-entwistle, via absentloversthings)

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